morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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