I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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