Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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