i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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