Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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