Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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