We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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