Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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