rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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