Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
My vagina just clenched in fear
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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