when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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