Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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