hell yes lets make some ravioli
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
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