I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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