I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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