Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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