UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
It's rum buckets o'clock
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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