You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I wish my penis had an off switch
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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