Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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