i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
where are you?
Hypothermia
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
