drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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