The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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