But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Boobs are out for the taking
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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