it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Life is so much better after having sex.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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