Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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