Grow some girl-balls and come out already
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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