What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Blood and glitter go together right?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize