those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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