I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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