He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
smell my finger.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
