i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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