Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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