i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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