i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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