I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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