What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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