I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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