Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I CAN MOONWALK!
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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