nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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