Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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