yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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