I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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