I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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