There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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