so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
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