I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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