I think scott just propositioned me for sex
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Randomize
