What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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