He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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