The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
