worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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