Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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