You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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