I just made out with a guy for $7.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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