Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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