these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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