the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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