ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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